if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
I will drop the facade once to say I’ve never thought about killing myself as often as I have since coming here. And it’s not like I hadn’t thought about it a lot before.
Over and over again.
(Besides, death would be a sweet out.)
Roomie’s talking to ex girlfriend about how they left her for some other girl and how it’s “not a big deal” and she “doesn’t think about it really” but she OBVIOUSLY does and I’m here trying to not make it obvious that I am living off all this lesbian drama holy bajeezus.
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun
I wish I could go back to that moment right after finding these free chip samples, but right before I took a bite and realized in horror that they were salt and vinegar.
By Camillus Eboh and Angela Ukomadu ABUJA/LAGOS, Oct 20 (Reuters) - Nigeria was declared free of the deadly Ebola virus on Monday after a determined doctor and thousands of officials and volunteers helped end an outbreak still ravaging other parts…
I read that Senegal has also been declared Ebola free. This makes me so happy.